Yesterday we decided to take a different approach to the annual cutting-down of the Christmas Tree; we did it the old-fashioned way, with heavy emphasis on the word "old".
How old? Try pre-invention-of-the-wheel old!
It went something like this:
Step #1: The entire family climbed to the top of "T-Rex Mountain" which is a rather long and steep embankment at the back of our property. In fact, it's so steep you can reach out in front of you and touch the ground as you're climbing
Step #2: Hiked about .3 miles across a wide-open cropfield in the middle of nowhere.
Step #3: Found a tiny tree farm and chopped down the largest Christmas tree in family history. And yes, we paid the farmer for it first!
Step #4: Hauled the enormous tree across the cropfield (did I mention it's a .3-mile trek?) with the help of one of Cameron's camouflage tarps, cursing out each other and the weight of the tree every step of the way.
Step #5: Transported the tree down T-Rex Mountain (did I mention it was wicked-steep?). This falls squarely in the "don't try this at home, kids" category.
But everyone is still alive and the tree wasn't entirely mangled during the trip. It was quite a tree-cutting adventure.
And here's a trivia question: I'll give you three guesses...did this idea originate from me or Amy?!!
Photo album's on the right...
